C-Nile Virus

Virus Warning

Even the most advanced ant-virus programs from McAfee cannot take care of this bug. Norton is no help either.

Virus Symptoms:

1. Tricks you into sending blank emails.
2. Results in you sending an email to the wrong person.
3. Causes you to send the email back to the person who sent it to you.
4. Makes you forget to affix the attachment.
5. Triggers your pressing 'SEND' before you've finished.
6. Forces you to hit 'DELETE' instead of 'SEND.'
7. Pressurizes you into clicking 'SEND' when you should click 'DELETE.'
8. Causes you to send the same email twice.
9. Causes you to send the same email twice.
10. This virus only affects those who were born before 1958.

Oh, I nearly forgot, this virus is called the: 'C-NILE VIRUS.'