Wednesday, February 02, 2011

For those who thought they knew everything...

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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
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Blood plasma.

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No piece of paper can be folded in half
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Oh go ahead...I'll wait.....
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Donkeys kill more people annually
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than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass!)

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You burn more calories sleeping
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than you do watching television.

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Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

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The first product to have a bar code
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was Wrigley's gum.

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The King of Hearts is the only king
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WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive

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from each salad served in first-class.

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

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(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)


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Apples, not caffeine,
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are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

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Most dust particles in your house are made from

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DEAD SKIN!

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

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Walt Disney was afraid
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PEARLS MELT
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:

Marlboro,
Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
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but, not downstairs.


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A duck's quack doesn't echo,
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

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(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

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And the best for last....
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(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)


So......................


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Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on...
and go move your toothbrush!

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