40 Years of Marriage
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, For being such an exemplary married couple and for loving each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.
The wife answered, Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - Two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will ever come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof! The husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female!
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